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2. each tagged person must tell 8 things about themselves
3. at the end you have to tag 8 people and post their icons in your journal
4. then go back to their page and leave a comment saying you tagged them
5. no tag backs

<*> 8 Things about me
1) i'm really bored atm
2) I've got like no money right now
3) my mom is dying of cancer
4) I got caught f*cking a guy inside a church building, n the preacher that saw us hates me
5) i'm not allowed in that church now 8D
6) i bought a stripper pole for my house ^^
7) a friend of mine stole one of my 'Tool' shirts, n i'm pissed at her
8) my ex girlfriend hit a guy in the head with a lead pipe for calling me a faggot, n idk where she got the pipe O-o

Tagging: i tagg ummm, u idc, if u want i tagg u

hello peoples it's my birthday today O-o holly hell

Heterosexual Survey!?
I thought this was hilarious... A complete parody of all the questions the LGBT community gets from straight people.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own orientation?

17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever considered aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems (s)he would face?

Stolen from

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and repost as The Controversial Survey?
Yes.


[02] Would you do meth if it were legalized?
Nope.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
against it, poor babies

[04] Would our country fall with a woman president?
NO women r just as capable as men

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
for, i can't marry my bf here

[08] Do you believe in God?
kind of

[09] Do you think that same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, I WANT TO MARRY MY BF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
No.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
yes, it's her choice tho, if she can't take care of it she should have it & give it up for adoption

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
i don't care

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off? The first answer that comes to mind?
i don't care

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
i think it should be legal

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
NO! almost all child psychologists agrea u shouldn't, i'm completly against it, if u can't get ur kid to behave without hitting them, then ur a looser

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
yes, i'm not very patriotic

[18] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
i don't care........but Obama i guess

i had the weirdest dream last night, i only remember part of it though, i remember, hearing part of a song, and i was with my boyfriend he was dead in my dream, i was holding him in my arms, and as the line "it tastes like love, but it smells like fear" from the song came on, i kissed him and suddenly those words were like carved into his body all bloody and drippy and our mouths(as i was kissing his dead body) were bloody, and i woke up freaked out, wtf but part of it might have been that the song was actually playing, cuz it was when i woke up, someone please tell me i'm not (that) crazy